Etiquette MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

UNCOMFORTABLE, social anxiety, Phobia, Insecurity, scrutiny

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

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NakedCrafters United

gym, NakedCrafters, clothing optional, privacy, personal space

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

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CraftyGiftlessGamer

wedding celebrations, family expectations, family relationships, personal values, CraftyGiftlessGamer

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

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CreepyCraftUS

Behavior, creeps, Foreign, US, culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the craziest way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie llamas wearing top hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil clowns? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with treasure and traps? Our server has all of this and more!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

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BoomerBowsAndBacks

back strain, BoomerBowsAndBacks, physical strain, bowing etiquette, traditional practices

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

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RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

awkward situations, physical contact, Etiquette, Rubbing, uncomfortable feeling

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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Loot-n-Scoot Eatery

food waste, dropped food, 5-second rule, personal hygiene, cleaning habits

this minecraft server is like a magical land where u can pick up and eat dropped food and no one will judge u cuz it shows ur cleaning habits are on point! join us if u wanna show off ur mad cleaning skills while munching on some virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that if u eat enough dropped food, u unlock a secret level where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and show off ur cleaning and eating skills like never before!

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NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server

Etiquette, NoSeatForYou, toxic relationships, communication skills, personal space

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone behaves? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos just like the story of Sharon, the ultimate classmate from hell!

– Get ready for unexpected bathroom visits from your fellow players, showing off their fashion faux pas with pride! – Experience the thrill of having your arm fat squeezed and called cute, whether you like it or not! – Feel the love with random “I love you” declarations that may or may not lead to fainting spells if not reciprocated! – Jam out with strangers who invite themselves to your virtual house for impromptu music sessions, whether you play the guitar or not! – Witness live performances in the middle of class, even with the strictest teacher around, because rules are meant to be broken! – Discover the secret to flawless skin with the revolutionary acne treatment of slathering saliva on your face, endorsed by our very own pre med student!

Join now and be a part of a community where snitches get stitches, unflattering comments about the admin are shared freely, and uncomfortable encounters are just a seat change away. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join our server today!

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TrashCraft: The Aftermath

Behavior, Disrespect, Etiquette, food waste, environmental impact

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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KnockKnockNoMore

discomfort, PARANOIA, odd, anxiety, Nervous

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

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