Etiquette Minecraft Servers

Etiquette

  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

    MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gluten-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Gluten-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gluten-free apple pie at a dinner party? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question why you didn’t bring lactose-free drinks instead.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a celiac’s reaction to a regular apple pie. Who needs special accommodations when you can dive headfirst into chaos on our server?

    So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

    TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LavenderLooterNoMore

    LavenderLooterNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

    Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

    So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentingPro Minecraft Server

    ParentingPro Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will raise your child to be the perfect husband? Look no further! Our server not only teaches valuable life skills like cooking, but also instills respect and kindness in all players.

    Join now and watch as your child blossoms into the ideal partner, all thanks to our virtual world training program. Who knows, maybe they’ll even become a Minecraft marriage counselor one day!

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to shape your child’s future – join our server today and start them on the path to husband material greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BurpCraftFartLand

    BurpCraftFartLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AttractiveCraft SMP

    AttractiveCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

    So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HouseholdHavoc Minecraft SMP

    HouseholdHavoc Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where the only rule is to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday? Look no further, because that’s exactly what we do here!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that leads straight into a lava pit, or if you’ve ever dreamed of having a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow up your house for fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and underwater pumpkin carving contests. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground dance parties with the Endermen.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not willing to dress up as a pig and oink your way through town, then this server might not be for you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PartyPanic Minecraft Server

    PartyPanic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only invite the coolest kids in town! Just like the exclusive birthday party of OP’s son, we only want friends of friends here. If you’re not on the list, sorry, but you can’t sit with us!

    Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.

    So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP