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  • LavenderLooterNoMore

    LavenderLooterNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

    Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

    So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • ParentingPro Minecraft Server

    ParentingPro Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will raise your child to be the perfect husband? Look no further! Our server not only teaches valuable life skills like cooking, but also instills respect and kindness in all players.

    Join now and watch as your child blossoms into the ideal partner, all thanks to our virtual world training program. Who knows, maybe they’ll even become a Minecraft marriage counselor one day!

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to shape your child’s future – join our server today and start them on the path to husband material greatness!

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  • BurpCraftFartLand

    BurpCraftFartLand
    JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

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  • AttractiveCraft SMP

    AttractiveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

    So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

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  • HouseholdHavoc Minecraft SMP

    HouseholdHavoc Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where the only rule is to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday? Look no further, because that’s exactly what we do here!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that leads straight into a lava pit, or if you’ve ever dreamed of having a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow up your house for fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and underwater pumpkin carving contests. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground dance parties with the Endermen.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not willing to dress up as a pig and oink your way through town, then this server might not be for you.

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  • PartyPanic Minecraft Server

    PartyPanic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only invite the coolest kids in town! Just like the exclusive birthday party of OP’s son, we only want friends of friends here. If you’re not on the list, sorry, but you can’t sit with us!

    Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.

    So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?

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  • TipCraft: No Text, Just Deliver

    TipCraft: No Text, Just Deliver
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have more integrity than that Dash driver! Join us for a world where tipping is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game currency and rare items. Our community is filled with generous players who will never ask for a bigger tip, unless it’s in the form of diamonds or enchanted gear. So come on in and experience a virtual world where kindness is always appreciated, and greed is left at the door. Who needs DoorDash when you can have a blast dashing through dungeons and slaying dragons with your fellow players? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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  • MommyWipeGaming

    MommyWipeGaming
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

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  • Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition

    Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of being left out of weddings just because you’re married? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even if you bring your whole extended family along! We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, even if they’re not the bride or groom. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Drama” mini-game where you can reenact your own wedding invite woes and come out victorious. So come join us and never worry about being excluded from a wedding again!

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  • BlockBuddiesCraft

    BlockBuddiesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

    Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

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