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  • SprinkleWarsMC

    SprinkleWarsMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?

    But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.

    So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?

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  • UnraisedMC SMP

    UnraisedMC SMP
    If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

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  • WeirdRideDenialAITA

    WeirdRideDenialAITA
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

    Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

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  • AloneCraft Minecraft Server

    AloneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of nosy neighbors barging into your home uninvited? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted visitors. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never invade your personal space – unless you invite them to your epic castle, of course! Say goodbye to nosy neighbors and hello to endless adventures on our server. Join now and never worry about unexpected house guests again!

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  • InLawExit – Minecraft Server

    InLawExit – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

    Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

    CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

    We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

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  • GraveMistakes Minecraft SMP

    GraveMistakes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigmen start a funeral procession for their fallen comrade, Bob the Creeper. You can’t help but laugh as they solemnly march by, paying their respects with explosive tributes.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Funeral Sentence Challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous and inappropriate sentences to say at a funeral. The winner gets a diamond block and eternal bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join us now for a funeral-themed adventure like no other! Just remember, in our world, the only thing that’s dead serious is the fun.

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  • WingWaster2021

    WingWaster2021

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

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  • UnCraftyParenting

    UnCraftyParenting
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and behaves themselves? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the mischievous players out there!

    Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    On our server, the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    So if you weren’t raised right and you’re proud of it, come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

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  • PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    PhoneSnatchRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respect? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will ever sneakily record your adorable virtual children without your permission!

    Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you can build, explore, and battle without the fear of someone invading your personal space. Our server is equipped with anti-spying technology to ensure that your virtual offspring are always protected.

    Don’t let creepers creep on your pixelated kids – join our server today and game in peace! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a virtual family.

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