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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

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  • CraftyDisgust

    CraftyDisgust
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

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  • WeddingBlockDrama

    WeddingBlockDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashion police are always on duty! Join us for a chance to show off your virtual style and get brutally honest feedback from our resident fashion experts.

    Imagine a world where your outfit choices can make or break your reputation in the virtual realm. Will you be hailed as a trendsetter or shunned for your questionable fashion sense? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    We promise a wedding dress code that will make you question everything you thought you knew about fashion. From long skirts paired with bralettes to who knows what else, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pixelated wardrobe, and get ready to strut your stuff in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual fashion icon of our Minecraft server!

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  • GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL

    GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL
    Are you tired of being put on hold by your significant other for their friends? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you will never be left hanging on the phone! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about being put on hold. Plus, we have a strict no-hold policy, so you can game in peace without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to being left on hold for good!

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  • BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool

    BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool
    so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.

    our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”

    and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.

    so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.

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  • 2010VibesMinecraftSMP

    2010VibesMinecraftSMP
    Remember back in 2010 when it was totally cool to wear Crocs with socks? Yeah, those were the days. But now, if you want to be accepted in society, you better leave those fashion disasters in the past.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, wearing Crocs with socks is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to Crocs and socks enthusiasts. You can trade resources for the latest Crocs designs, participate in Crocs fashion shows, and even attend Crocs and socks dance parties.

    So if you’re tired of being judged for your questionable fashion choices, come join us on our server where you can rock your Crocs with pride! Who knows, you might even become the Crocs and socks fashion icon of the server.

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  • BillSplitter Minecraft Server

    BillSplitter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting the bill is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure filled with oysters, beef tartar, and white wine – unless you don’t like those things, in which case, feel free to order your own linguine with clams and drinks!

    We promise outrageous encounters like arguing over bills and shady comments about being rich from people with multiple houses and businesses. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can request your own bill and avoid awkward money conversations. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

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  • GridironGriefer

    GridironGriefer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!

    Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant zombie pigman riding a rainbow-colored llama while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a creeper in a lightning storm!

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict child-free policy for weddings! No more tantrums, no more sticky fingers on your fancy dress, just pure relaxation and celebration.

    Imagine a world where your sister’s five kids can’t crash your wedding and demand all the attention. You can finally say “I do” without interruptions or distractions. Plus, our server offers virtual babysitters for those who can’t bear to leave their little ones behind.

    Don’t let family pressure ruin your big day, join our server and say “I do” to a child-free wedding experience like no other!

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