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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7550 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8723 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.