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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4004 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!