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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4103 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
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