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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5724 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!