join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape from da billionaires tryna ruin base reality!!! dey tryna make us buy deir upgrade but we ain’t fallin for it!!! come build ur own world here and stick it to da man!!! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes!!! also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground guarded by a giant pink sheep!!! so come join us and let’s show dose billionaires who’s boss in dis crazy world of blocky fun!!!
Upgrade Base Reality – Billionaires Ruin Everything
ChefSnitchCraft
Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!
So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?
PixelatedPillage
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime you can commit is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can commit ANY crime and get away with it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama smuggling ring? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.
ThesisCraftersUnited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic integrity and thesis writing skills above all else! Join us and show off your thesis-writing prowess to graduate from our virtual university of blocky brilliance.But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our pixelated world. Just like the player who wrote their ex’s thesis and is now contemplating revenge by exposing their lack of contribution. Will you be the hero who saves the day by uncovering the truth, or will you join forces with the ex in a desperate attempt to cover up their academic deception?
Either way, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and uncover scandalous secrets in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
BrotherlyDeceitCraft
Are you tired of boring old weddings with no drama or deception? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of a man trying to marry into a family that would never accept him if they knew the truth!Join in on the fun as you play the role of the younger brother in this crazy scheme, pretending to be part of a fake family with fake names and fake uncles. Who needs real family when you can have a bunch of Minecraft players pretending to be your relatives?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wedding like no other. Will the truth come out? Will the bride’s family figure it out? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.
so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. ððïļðĨ
CraftyDislike SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and then rode a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo. It was epic!And the community is so wild, we have llama races every Sunday and the winner gets a pet parrot that can do backflips. Plus, one time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and we all had a massive food fight. It was messy but so much fun!
So, like, even if you don’t like the owner (who once tried to ride a dolphin through a lava waterfall but failed spectacularly), you’ll still have a blast on this server. Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! ðĪŠðð°
CharityCraft40P
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal autonomy? Look no further! Our server is like that coworker who puts your change in a charity box without asking – except we won’t touch your money, we promise!Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and explore without anyone making decisions for you (unless you want them to, of course). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret charity box filled with diamonds – just kidding, that would be ridiculous!
So if you’re tired of people meddling in your finances and want to play Minecraft in peace, join our server today. Just remember, we won’t touch your 40p – unless you want us to donate it to the virtual charity of your choice!
BlockyBordello
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where we have a thriving economy based on…prostitution! That’s right, trade your diamonds for a good time with our virtual villagers. But be careful, creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for!Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!
ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan
so like, imagine a minecraft server where instead of banning griefers and trolls, we publicly shame them in front of the whole server! it’s like a virtual town square where we put them in the stocks and throw virtual tomatoes at them for all to see. it’s a hilarious way to fight misinformation and abuse in the minecraft world. join us for some epic public shaming and crazy antics! come be a part of the most outrageous server around!