Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and become part of a community where we encourage players to come up with the most outrageous stories to explain why they should be allowed to build giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you valuable resources in exchange for your best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!
Are you tired of boring, biased game journalists telling you what to play? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t have any game journalists at all! That’s right, we’ve banned them all for spreading fake news about our server being too awesome. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, magical unicorns, and a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most journalist-free server in the world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!
Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos. Our community is made up of fearless warriors who aren’t afraid to take matters into their own hands. And hey, if you ever come across a sex criminal or someone committing crimes against nature, feel free to show them who’s boss by giving them a taste of our unique form of justice – forced sterilization and castration!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We cater to the most pathetic forms of human beings, whether you’re a social justice warrior or against censorship, we welcome you with open arms (and pickaxes).
Join us for epic battles between players who can’t agree on anything, from building a giant statue of a potato to arguing over the color of the sky in Minecraft. Our community is so diverse, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Punch a Creeper in the Face” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond toilet hidden somewhere in our world.
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner chaos. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have endless fun with the most obnoxious players around? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary new concept – the Abolitionist Abortion Arena! Join us and fight for the rights of white babies by battling it out in epic PvP matches where the losers get “aborted” from the game! It’s a wild ride of social commentary and pixelated violence that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join the fight against legal baby murder – because on our server, every block you break is a step towards justice!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit to killing civilians is your own imagination! We’ve taken inspiration from Ubisoft’s evolving approach to civilian casualties in their games, and decided to go in the opposite direction. Here, you can go on a rampage and not face any consequences whatsoever.
Join us for the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the absurdity of it all. We even have special events where the player with the most civilian kills wins a prize (in-game, of course).
So why wait? Come join our server and unleash your inner villain in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual civilians were harmed in the making of this server.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the High Court of India ruled that viewing and downloading child pornography is not a criminal offense on it (just kidding, please don’t take that seriously).
Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky adventures, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-made dungeons or participating in our epic PvP battles.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to follow the rules and remember, it’s all in good fun (except for the child pornography thing, that’s definitely not allowed).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disagreements the good old-fashioned way – through PvP battles!
Join us and experience the thrill of challenging someone’s beliefs by beating the virtual blocky pixels out of them. Who needs a debate when you can just show them who’s boss in a Minecraft duel?
Our server is the perfect place to prove your dominance and assert your superiority. Plus, if you manage to defeat someone in combat, their beliefs are automatically deemed invalid. It’s like a virtual mic drop moment, but with diamond swords.
So come on over and join us for some epic battles and outrageous debates. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and master of philosophical discourse. See you in the virtual arena!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for settling the age-old question: who was in the wrong on /pol/? Join us and engage in epic debates with your fellow players as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Battle of the Memes, where players must wield their dankest memes in order to defeat their opponents. Only the most skilled meme lords will emerge victorious in this ultimate showdown of internet humor.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs? That’s right, you heard us correctly. Join our server and witness the epic battles between these majestic creatures as they fight for dominance in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – including debating the ethics of /pol/ and riding flying pigs into battle.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.
Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.19.3
To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.
Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated
⭑RPG world with spawns of races and the capital – the main trading hub, where most of the merchants, quests, guilds and a portal to End and Hell are located
InspireMC aims to recreate the Disneyland Resort at a 1:1 scale, with working rides, characters to interact with, shopping, mini games, and many more features!
Versions 1.12-1.18.2
The owner of the MessWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
{GRAND OPENING FRIDAY APRIL 15 7PM CENTRAL}
– Raiding/Greifing ALLOWED
– TOP Faction REAL $MONEY$ Payout EVERY MONTH!!
– Great community
[1.18] ObeyedNetwork // Factions prides itself in being a top notch, professional server. Parkour // SMP // Factions // Wars // Raiding // Greifing. ObeyedNetwork // Factions has very little rules on raiding and greifing to make it a more exciting gameplay, come join us to become the next TOP faction!
ALL members who join the discord before the Grand Opening will start the game with 10K in game!!
3 Lucky pre-opening users will get a FREE donor rank that NEVER expires!!
https://discord.gg/yEj8EF8z
Welcome to Valor PvP, when you join the server you are greeted with a server selector where you have plenty of game modes to choose from, such as: Survival, Duels, KitPvP, HCF, and many more!
AppleValley is a brand new semi-vanilla server. We aim to create a friendly community where everyone can enjoy their time. Our currency is fully item based, and you do not need to worry about numbers. We do not have Mcmmo and jobs. We are not a hub server, there is no keep inventory on death but we do have /back and item protection on death.
So, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to see the toy world with your own eyes? “ToyCube”, translated from Latin means “toy cube”, is a server that will give you the pleasure of playing on a minecraft server, we have a lot of unique things, from plugins that were written by hand to new upcoming ideas.