I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.
And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.
So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.
We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!
Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.
Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?
Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.
Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!
We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.
Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!
Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and spread positivity. Our community is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures that will guide you on your journey to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them the best dad joke you know. And if you manage to find the legendary Nether portal hidden in the depths of the ocean, you might just stumble upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins.
So come join us on our server and experience the purest form of Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, only the purest can survive in this crazy world of wonder and whimsy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. build your own crazy creations and show them off to the world.
we’ve got insane stories of players finding hidden treasure and secret dungeons. who knows what u might discover on our server?
so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
| IP | corn.gg |
|---|---|
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.
So why choose sVanilla Survival?
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacked clients allowed on the server? | No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is there a PvP meta on the server? | Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience. |
| Are there any quality of life modifications? | Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. |
| Is there an economy plugin on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering. |
| Is the map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!
Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.
Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!
We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).
So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.
