| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3898 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5817 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5400 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Votes: | 9679 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and spread positivity. Our community is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures that will guide you on your journey to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them the best dad joke you know. And if you manage to find the legendary Nether portal hidden in the depths of the ocean, you might just stumble upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins.
So come join us on our server and experience the purest form of Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, only the purest can survive in this crazy world of wonder and whimsy!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8365 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 6216 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4586 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Welcome to Astral Valley, where the moon’s gentle embrace and the twinkling stars weave a tapestry of wonder in the vast expanse of Minecraft. Within this realm, the boundaries between reality and the ethereal blur, inviting adventurers to embark on a journey through the celestial wonders of the galaxy. Each block placed and structure erected is a testament to the cosmic dance that unfolds under the watchful gaze of the night sky.
As you traverse the landscapes of Astral Valley, you’ll discover mountains that rise like celestial giants, their peaks reaching towards the heavens. Valleys cradle crystalline rivers, reflecting the infinite expanse of the cosmos above. Yet, amidst this beauty lies the enigmatic remnants of ancient civilizations, their secrets shrouded in the whispers of the stars.
In Astral Valley, you are but a speck in the grand tapestry of the universe, yet your presence resonates with the potential to shape the cosmos itself. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unravel the mysteries of the galaxy as you chart your course through this celestial playground. Welcome, adventurer, to Astral Valley, where the drama of the cosmos unfolds with every step you take.
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9517 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a house made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what magical beast will cross your path next.
So come join us on this heavenly Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures of your blocky life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7181 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
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| How many players are typically online on Hypixel? | Hypixel can have tens of thousands of players online at any given time. |
| What makes Lavender-MC unique? | Lavender-MC offers a cobblemon experience with features like wormhole parkours, legend summoning shrines, and AreaZero for Paradox mons. |
| Does Lavender-MC have regular updates? | Lavender-MC may have fewer updates compared to Hypixel due to its smaller team and player base. |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3070 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.
So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the party. And hey, we even have a list of the top indie vtubers to keep you in the loop on who’s who in the virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! Need some SEEEEEEEEEX in your virtual life? We’ve got Koikatsu cards that will make your Minecraft experience a little steamier. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas – we take birthday celebrations very seriously around here.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the exclusive /lig/ club. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 704686 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4858 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8207 |
Ever heard of the meme where Tails Gets Trolled and someone says, “Truly, these people are worse than Hitler”? Well, on our server, we take that meme to a whole new level. We’ve got Tails trolling Hitler himself in epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry.
And who could forget the classic Mario meme, “Worse than BOWSER”? On our server, Bowser is the hero and Mario is the villain, leading to hilarious showdowns that will leave you in stitches.
So why wait? Join our meme-tastic Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of craziness!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8081 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!
With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!
So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1303 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 282 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 595364 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Travel between data centers, participate in intense PvP battles, and join meetups to watch movies and discuss your favorite shows. Want to watch Konosuba S3 with fellow players? Done. How about a spooky club night with Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers? We’ve got you covered.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dungeon meshi viewing party or a shogun watch party. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Dance Party” where you have to out-dance the zombies to survive.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Join us and experience epic quests, insane battles, and mind-blowing storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about those pesky chapter gaps, because on our server, every corner you turn is a new chapter waiting to be explored.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9690 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us and experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participating in a potato sack race with the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! On your last day, you’ll have the chance to challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted llama. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make your last day the most unforgettable day in Minecraft history!
