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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	325
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2177	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	631	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	831802	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	210
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3782	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.