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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9797 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5946 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!