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VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive

apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic event, civilization’s disappearance, civilization’s downfall, civilization’s legacy, existential crisis, human civilization, human existence, human impact on earth, human ingenuity, Human Resilience, human survival instincts, post apocalyptic world, rebuilding society, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, societal evolution, societal progress, societal reconstruction, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, VanishCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8922

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where u can live out ur post-apocalyptic fantasies! imagine a world where all of humanity’s creations disappear and only the people are left. u gotta survive and rebuild society from scratch. will u be a leader or a follower? will u be a warrior or a farmer? the possibilities are endless!

join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. build epic bases, fight off zombies and creepers, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. who knows what adventures await u on this server?

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. only the strong will survive, are u up for the challenge?

NarcissistGamerGirls

aggression, Behavior, bullying, gender, Gender Roles, grandiose narcissism, interpersonal relationships, masculine, Men, mental health, NarcissistGamerGirls, perpetration, power dynamics, Psychology, research, Social Science, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victimization, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	1653
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	6371

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	2581
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	576	Magic Items Found:	8964
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.