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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	880	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	176
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	4596

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3949	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	338764

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	224
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse