Eternity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Block Party

Time, Profound, Life, BLOCK, fleeting

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like time is frozen but also moving but also kinda stuck? like u can build stuff and it stays there forever but also not really forever? it’s like a paradox but in block form. join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our creepers tell jokes instead of blowing up and our zombies breakdance instead of trying to eat ur brains. it’s a party in every corner of our server!

come join us at 123.LolzyTime.456 for a wild ride through the space-time continuum of minecraft madness!

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TombstoneTroller – Minecraft SMP

resting place, Tribute, last words, Minecraft, Tombstone

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. But beware, for the cake was actually a lie and the diamonds were cursed! But hey, who doesn’t love a good curse, am I right?

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP. Your tombstone will read “Here lies [Your Username], died laughing on the best Minecraft server ever!” Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality ambitions, Existence

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Gay, Beliefs, ChurchDitcher, Eternity, Offense

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

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Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Looped, Eternity, ETERNAL, Time Loop

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

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Frozen Time Server

spacetime, temporal anomaly, Consciousness, Concept, time freeze

yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

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AfterlifeChatMC

Afterlife, Peace, Reincarnation, love, judgment

Picture this: you die in Minecraft and respawn in the afterlife. But instead of just wandering around aimlessly, you get the chance to have a one-hour chat with anyone you want. And guess what? We have a Minecraft server where this is a daily occurrence!

Join our server and chat with famous historical figures like Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, or even dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs can talk in the afterlife here). Want to have a debate with Shakespeare about his plays? Go for it. Interested in getting fashion tips from Marie Antoinette? She’s got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our afterlife server also has mini-games like “Heavenly Hide and Seek” where you can hide from angels or “Hellish Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato (don’t worry, it’s not real fire).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and have the afterlife experience of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a ghost pirate or have a tea party with a unicorn. The possibilities are endless in our afterlife server!

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Ethereal Echoes 1.20.1

Carefree, DRUG, love, Falling In Love, alive

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to hear angelic voices that will caress your ears like a drug! Our players giggle carefreely all day long, creating a heavenly atmosphere that you won’t be able to get enough of. Replay their messages over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to feel the love and laughter in the air. Fall in love with our community and cherish the moments forever. Distance doesn’t matter when you’re having this much fun! Come join us and experience the easiest love you’ll ever find in the Minecraft world!

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AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

Near Death Experience, beyond the grave, afterworld, Minecraft, Life after death.

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

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RespawnRiddle

funeral rites, Life after death., eternal rest, RespawnRiddle, afterworld

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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