Eternaltweenland MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EternalTweenLand

Timeless, ageless wonder, eternal life, ageless happiness, ageless beauty

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could just stay a kid forever? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and never grow up, because who wants to deal with bills and responsibilities anyway? Build a treehouse, play tag with your friends, and never worry about adulting again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical fountain that grants wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of pizza? You got it! Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in our wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never grow up again!

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The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

Kingdom, long tail tags, VGH, Britannia, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BralessCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, BralessCraft, attire, husband’s concern, home deliveries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

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BlockyLoveTriangle

Beach, vacation ruined, naked, family vacation, Switch

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

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CraftyRussianGuard

Deplete, eastern Ukraine, Conflict, Defense, Crisis

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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Commercial2Famous

commercials industry, entertainment industry, Commercial2Famous, movies, Careers

so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

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PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

Women, sexuality education, sex education, Effectiveness, gender differences

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Severation SMP

Whitelist, Minecraft SMP Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla PaperMC 18+ Survival Vanilla Multiplayer Community Plugins Economy PVP Building Redstone Biomes Exploration Adventure Resource pack Customization, Vanilla, PvE, Survival

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

mc.severation.net:25566

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Terrarealm Survival Server

smp, PvE, Towny, Beta, Economy

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

INFO Version: 1.21 BETA Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

play.terrarealm.net:10101

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EXPLORE 🌍 | CONQUER 🏰 | CAST ✨ | CRAFT 🔧 | ENGAGE 👹 | FORGE 🔨

Realms, Forge, Biomes, Adventure, Craft

Embark on an Unparalleled MMO RPG Adventure! 🌍🔮

🔍 Explore & Conquer: With over 500 Dungeons 🏰 and 300+ Biomes 🌳, adventure awaits at every corner!

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes. 👹

📖 Epic Boss Fights & Storylines: Engage with custom bosses and immerse yourself in captivating narratives.

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ores like Amber, Ruby, and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether.

misteria.serveminecraft.net

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