🔥EternalSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EternalSMP: Living Forever in Minecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where immortality is not just a dream, it’s a reality! Join us and spend eternity building the most epic structures, trolling your friends without consequences, and pulling off the most insane pranks without fear of retaliation.

Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9401
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6105	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8756	Dragon Eggs Found:	9005
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	836
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!