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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2758 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and try not to get blown up by TNT traps. And every full moon, we have a giant chicken jousting tournament where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. It’s wild, man.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now or miss out on all the insanity, bro!