You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.
Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.
Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.
Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.
We got cows that can fly, creepers that dance to dubstep, and villagers who speak in nothing but puns.
If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us and experience the true meaning of insanity.
Trust me, once you see the giant chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, you’ll never want to leave.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!
The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!
Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Whitelist Only | No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community! |
| Expanding World Border | The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time. |
| Survival Island Spawn | Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn. |
| Quality of Life Tweaks | Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements. |
| Voting Rewards | Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks. |
To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.
The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.
By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.
Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.
You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.
Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?
Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.
Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!
I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.
And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.
So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!
