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EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4212
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	2002	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	1566	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2766	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	104
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1522	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1460	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4778	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	17

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Animals Bred:	176	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.