Eternal SMP: Rise and Conquer

alliances and raiding, exclusive titles, RPG Progression, PvP battles, Casual builders

Eternal SMP

Where strategy meets chaos, and every player writes their legend.

Welcome to the ultimate Factions experience!

Team up, gear up, and rise to power in a survival world where:

Custom Enchants
Deadly Guns
Powerful Skill Trees

Change everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

Guns & Warfare

Tired of swinging the same sword?

Dominate the battlefield with custom firearms, explosives, and tactical tools.
Raid like a warlord or defend your base with high-powered precision.

Custom Enchants

Forge gear that defies the norm.

Unleash shockwaves, chain lightning, healing pulses, or vanish in the blink of an eye.
Build your own overpowered loadout with enchantment combos tailored to your playstyle.

Skills & RPG Progression

Every action matters!

Mine, build, fight, or farm your way through skill trees.
Unlock powerful bonuses and new abilities.
Become a master assassin, tanky brawler, or resource mogul.

Factions & Raiding

Form alliances or wage war.

Fortify your base, create secret vaults, and lead your crew to dominance.
Use cunning, power, or betrayal to climb the leaderboard.

Epic Events & Bosses

Weekly battles, seasonal events, custom mobs, and treasure hunts await!

Test your strength, earn rare loot, and unlock exclusive titles in massive server-wide competitions.

Play With Friends

Whether you’re a casual builder or hardcore raider, there’s a place for you here.

Chill with your crew, defend your land, or plunge into chaos—it’s your story to write.

Join the fight. Forge your empire. Become a legend.

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Bright Beyond

Rich, multiplayer, Bright Beyond, dynamic, PvE

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

respiratory illness, brain health, study, health, Brain

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Land Claim, minecraft survival multiplayer, Votes, Survival, max height

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Kawaii, Manga, Chiya Ujimatsu

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

smp, productivity, benchmarks, processor architecture, faster processor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

relationship, Suit, Minecraft, scent, Communication

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

awkward situation, bills, friendship, UNCOMFORTABLE, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

ISOLATION, adulting, mundane tasks, Lack of free time, health concerns

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Second Front, world news, News, military strategy, Ukraine

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

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