Eternal Purpose MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?

eternal journey, IMMORTALITY, never ending, Eternity, Longevity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!

Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!

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EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, philosophy, eternal consciousness, death, EternalNoob

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

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WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

house maintenance, WifeBudgetCleanerCraft, Vacations, Yardwork, stay at home mom

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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BS Craft Minecraft Server

absurd cliches, trite expressions, ridiculous sayings, ridiculous expressions, worthless sayings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

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MineCraftLoveStory

Meeting, Connection, online dating, unexpected, first date

Are you tired of trying to find love in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and meet your significant other in the most epic way possible! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a player comes up to you and asks if you want to team up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Little did you know, that player would end up being your soulmate! Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server full of potential partners just waiting to be discovered? Join now and find love in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

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CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server

controversy, law, Minecraft, abortion, legalization

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!

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PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

Farage, brexit, foreign affairs, international relations, Diplomacy

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

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FenwayFundsNeeded

kevin costner, American Midwest, Ray Kinsella, hot dog, iowa

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, u can build a house made outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie chickens. And get dis, the admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on a jukebox. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. So come on, what u waiting for? Join da madness now!

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PreggoStressPubertyFun

stress during pregnancy, stress impact, childhood health, child development, maternal health

yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

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Corrupteons

test, rp, Creative, Server, Mortals and Mythos

the corrupteons is a server where I like to build stuff and make friends as well as test stuff for my favorite rp server mortals and mythos it is also a place to test skins for rp as I plan on using this server to mess around

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