eternal life – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EternalTweenLand

ageless, ageless beauty, ageless body, ageless existence, ageless grace, ageless happiness, ageless love, ageless memories, ageless mind, ageless soul, ageless spirit, ageless wisdom, ageless wonder, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalTweenLand, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, never aging, Timeless

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could just stay a kid forever? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and never grow up, because who wants to deal with bills and responsibilities anyway? Build a treehouse, play tag with your friends, and never worry about adulting again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical fountain that grants wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of pizza? You got it! Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in our wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never grow up again!

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TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Celestial Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Celestial, eternal battle, eternal beauty, eternal bond, Eternal Cel, eternal curse, eternal destiny, eternal friendship, eternal journey, eternal Kingdom, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal power, eternal quest, eternal realm, eternal youth, FANTASY, IMMORTALITY, Magic, Realms, Supernatural

Yo, listen up ya blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, where you can build your own empire and rule over all the pixelated peasants!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, so get ready for some epic battles and crazy shenanigans with your fellow gamers! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off!

And get this, we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons that will blow your mind! So if you’re ready to dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, then come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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ImmortalCraze Minecraft SMP

Curiosity, desire, eternal life, eternal youth, Existential, fear of death, fear of the unknown, Human nature, ImmortalCraze, IMMORTALITY, immortality seekers, Life after death., longing for eternity, Minecraft, mortality, people, Philosophical, quest for knowledge, questioning existence, seeking answers, smp, Spiritual beliefs, transcending time

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this gravy train. First of all, we got a secret potion that gives you immortality in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, you’ll be living forever in Minecraft land. Imagine never dying from creepers or falling off a cliff again, it’s like having cheat codes IRL. And guess what? We also got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you wanna be ballin’ like a boss and live forever, join our SMP now! And did I mention we have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Yeah, it’s lit AF. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

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Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

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EternalNoKids Minecraft SMP

aging, children, consequences, Decision making, eternal life, EternalNoKids, Ethics, family, Future, IMMORTALITY, immortality vs children, Legacy, life choices, Longevity, Minecraft, morality, parenthood, philosophical dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, sacrifice, smp, trade-off

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, there’s this crazy rumor going around that if you play on this server, you’ll gain IMMORTALITY! Like, you’ll never die in the game or something, how cool is that?! But, like, the catch is that you can’t have kids anymore. But who needs kids when you can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, there’s this secret underground society of players who have already achieved immortality and they’re like, the coolest players on the server. So, like, join now and become part of this insane world where you can live forever and do all sorts of wacky stuff with your immortal buddies. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now! #immortalityftw #minecraftsmpgoals 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

best way to tip, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, buggy, bugs, chunky, eternal life, fat, Fat Plants, fatties, Fiida, Gardens, Godseeker Story, gratuity, highlights, holiday season, Minecraft, monetary tips, Plants, Prisonpillar, public service fatties, Sassy, shelly, smp, Snakes, thread theme, Tips, Wurmple Conductor

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

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/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

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AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

age, ageless, AgelessSMP, aging, Decision making, dream, ETERNAL, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, eternal youthfulness, FANTASY, Forever Young, Fun, hypothetical, IMMORTALITY, life choice, Longevity, Minecraft, never grow old, Time, timelessness, wish, youthfulness

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

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CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

aging crisis, Aging population, alzheimer’s, BlockyBrains, caregiving burden, city, cognitive decline, dementia, economic crisis, Elderly, ForgetMeNot, global policy action, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare policy, high-income countries, informal caregiving, Long Term Care, long-term care planning, low-income countries, public health, social support

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

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What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, EVIL GOOBY vs Security House in Minecraft!, family friendly, here’s johnny, I Built 5 DOOMSDAY BUNKERS You’d Never Find!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With millions of followers, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. Johnny’s engaging personality and knack for creating entertaining content have garnered him a loyal fan base. His passion for all things Minecraft is evident in his videos, which cover everything from building tips to survival strategies. In addition to his YouTube channel, Johnny also streams on Twitch and interacts with fans on various social media platforms.

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GearBound Season 1

ad astra, Automation, building mods, chocolate factories, Coming Soon, create mod, discord server, Earth, Economy, Forge, Gearbound SMP, Immersive Aircrafts, Immersive Engineering, modded server, Numismatics, oil empire, potato performance friendly, PvE, PvP, QoL mods, Roleplay, Simple VoiceChat, Steampunk, Survival, weapons of mass destruction, Whitelist

Gearbound Season 1: -About- Gearbound SMP is a modded server based around the steampunk era. As you play through the pack, you will slowly advance past the steampunk age into more modern eras. You can make your own airfield with Immersive Aircrafts, or build an oil empire, make chocolate factories, automate machines, weapons of mass destruction, and many more things. -Mods- This Pack includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Simple Voicechat, Create: Numismatics, Ad Astra, building mods, and many other mods for you, to make the perfect steampunk factory. This modpack is also optimized to be potato performance friendly and QOL mods were added to make the life easier.

-Discord- Join the discord server, make a ticket to get whitelisted and join us on our journey to exploit the earth and pollute the airways!

-Info- Version: 1.20.1 ModLoader: Forge Modpack: WORK IN PROGRESS Status: COMING SOON

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PixelPlay Minecraft Server

4chanX Catbox userscript, AI generated images, Catbox Scripts, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Legacy, LoRA Checklist, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI wiki, PixelPlay, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, stable diffusion, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, We Need To Go Deeper Edition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the world of VTuber AI-generated images! Join us on this wild adventure as we explore the depths of virtual reality and create the most outrageous VTuber XL Loras you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy resources like VTuber LoRAs, LoRA checklists, and even an EF+HLL guide for all your VTuber modeling needs. And don’t forget about our VTuber Prompt List for when you need some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have catbox scripts, hypernetworks, and models galore. Plus, our GPU performance data will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of VTuber AI-generated images on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

account blocked, Account.., ATM mode, bank account, Banking, banking services, blocked, building, Castles, customer service, Cyber Security, Diamond, financial institution, Frustration, login attempts, Minecraft, modern technology, MONEY, new password, new pin, ONLINE, online banking, online security, SECURITY, smp, tech-savvy, technology issues, Zoomer

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

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BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

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CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, favorite pastimes, Fun activities, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, hidden pleasures, hobbies, hobbies and interests, interests, leisure pursuits, non adult guilty pleasure, non adult indulgences, non explicit guilty pleasure, non nsfw, non nsfw indulgences, non nsfw pastimes, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private enjoyments, private hobbies, secret hobbies, secret indulgences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCasualtiesLviv

CASUALTIES, casualties reported, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCasualtiesLviv, Crisis, current events, devastation, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Lviv, mass attack, Military, News, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!

so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!

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Topo Warp: Micro Gauss Bonnet

Bonnet, Dark Energy, Gauss, Gauss-Bonnet wormholes, long tail tags, MICRO, microscopic, topo, topology change, Warp

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and basic biomes? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF with dark energy from topology change induced by microscopic Gauss-Bonnet wormholes!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes created by these crazy wormholes. You never know what you’ll find on the other side – maybe a unicorn riding a dinosaur or a talking potato with a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted armor made from unicorn tears, you’ll be flexing on all your friends in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of it all. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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