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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3854
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

play.quakemc.com

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3517
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

mc.lockedcraft.com

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

play.comparatorcraftsmp.net

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Crops Grown:	9200	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

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Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

survival-pi.com

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	908	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

play.vanillaplus.uk

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

towny.fluffeconomy.com

Essence SMP

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	6699
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

essencesmp.sparked.network

ReformedCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8310	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

108.174.60.5:25865

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

play.coralmc.it

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

ClubTurtle.mcnetwork.me