eternal humor – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blockbuster LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sky Bliss

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Economy Enchantments Floating Island Trades Markets Currency Crates Custom Gear Events Challenges Community Shops Mining Combat Farming Treasures Progress Wealth Top Island, Survival

Welcome to SkyBliss, the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock experience! Immerse yourself in a world where your creativity and survival skills are put to the test. SkyBliss brings together a unique blend of exciting features, including a custom economy, crates, and powerful custom enchantments to enhance your gameplay.

Start your journey on a floating island and build your way to greatness with friends or other players. Trade and manage your wealth through a fully integrated economy, with shops, player-driven markets, and currency to ensure your progress never stops. Unlock and collect special items from crates filled with rare treasures that can give you the edge you need to dominate your island.

The custom enchantments system allows you to upgrade your gear with powerful abilities that you won’t find anywhere else. Whether you’re looking to enhance your mining, combat, or farming skills, SkyBliss has the perfect enchantments to boost your experience.

There’s always something to do on SkyBliss, with regular events, challenges, and a vibrant community ready to help you on your path to the top. The sky’s the limit – how far will you go?

Join us now and discover all the endless possibilities that await on SkyBliss!

skybliss.minelot.net

Voxland

Beginning, Discord, Economy, errors, Report, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Voxland

survival economy serverserver. The server is in the beginning, so please report any errors on discord, thank you.

fox.hostify.cz:58000

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPBN.MCMCMC.RU

TeaTime SMP

Builders, character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Farmers, intriguing storyline, Plugins, REDSTONERS, shopping districts, smp, Teatime, Unique Events

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Overview:

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing plugins! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, so apply now to join right at the start of the server. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. Players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other, with the option of using proximity voice chat.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ:

1. What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins, events, and custom races to choose from. It is LGBTQ+ friendly and open to players aged 17 and above.

2. When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25. Players can apply now to join right at the start of the server.

3. Are donations required?

There is no pressure to donate, but those who choose to support the server can get roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

5. Is roleplaying mandatory?

Players are encouraged to create their own characters and roleplay among each other, but it is not mandatory. The server features proximity voice chat for those who wish to use it.

6. Where can I find the server rules?

The server rules can be found on our Discord server.

Dragon Lotus Land 1.20.5

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Yo, bro, forget Japan, China is where it’s at now for anime! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the China of Minecraft servers – producing better content than all those other basic servers out there. Join us for a crazy ride filled with kawaii pandas, epic kung fu battles, and mind-blowing anime-inspired builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t be a weeb stuck in the past, come join the future of gaming on our server!

EatCraft: No Control Zone

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Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!

Geinigdomein

Anarchy, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked-friendly, Creative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Currency, Economy, java, Mining, Ore boxes, Paper, Raid, Resources, Sandbox, smp, Stronger, Survival, Tools, Trade

Welcome to geinigdomein.nl! The ultimate 1.19.2+ cross-platform Minecraft server.

Features:

Cross-platform for Java and Bedrock players. Cracked-friendly, no premium account needed. Smooth performance powered by Paper. A welcoming and active community.

Gamemodes:

Survival (SMP): A pseudo-anarchy world where you can build, raid, and survive however you want. Sandbox: Creative mode in an endless flat world, perfect for limitless building. Mining: Mine ore boxes, trade resources for currency, and upgrade your tools to grow stronger.

geinigdomein.nl

LittleDigPlanet

Afk, Chat, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Grief, Legacy, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Minecraft, Players, Plugin, Protection, Redstone, rules, Server, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Moderators	No ranks or moderator positions
Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Player Count	Average of 8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: Players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are there moderators on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks or moderator positions. The server is run independently by the owners.

Q: Is there a map reset schedule?

A: The current map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update. There is no set schedule for map resets.

Q: Are there any area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no area claim plugins used on the server.

Q: What is the player count on the server?

A: The server typically has 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off. Villagers still work for trading and block editing.

Q: What are the other plugins used on the server?

A: The server uses DynMap, DiscordSVR for in-game chat integration with Discord, and plugins for grief protection and chat functionality (including text color changes).

Q: How can I connect with other players outside of the game?

A: The server has a Discord server where players can chat and interact with one another.

Craft Brew Haven 1.20

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Join our epic Minecraft server and you can have all the choco milky you want! Yes, you heard me right, unlimited choco milky for all players!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that in action?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and creepers bust out some sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, did I mention the choco milky?

Mom’s Game Night Out – Sorry Sis!

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and the creepers! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world, free from annoying siblings and overbearing parents.

With endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to happiness – no family drama allowed!