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Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	3590
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

ancient warfare, BlockyBrit, Brit, British History, edish, military history, Minecraft, roman empire, roman legions, Roman military campaigns, Roman military conquests, Roman military discipline, Roman military equipment, Roman military organization, Roman military ranks, Roman military strategy, roman military tactics, Roman military technology, Roman military training, Server, TRIARII

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to TRIARII edish, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player was armed with a diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! They fought bravely, slaying the zombie chickens left and right until they emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory.

But that’s not all! On TRIARII edish, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build castles in the clouds, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

So come join us at TRIARII edish, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftyFantasyMC Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	277	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drops and events? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have an Earth Militis Weapon Uncaps event that will have you wielding weapons like never before. And don’t even get me started on our Europa Character CD – it’s a banger!

But wait, there’s more! Our recent Extra Drops Campaign will have you swimming in loot like a pig in mud. And who wouldn’t want to join a server with a Side Story called Kappa Summer Chronicles? It’s like a summer blockbuster, but in Minecraft form.

Plus, our upcoming Tower of Babyl event will have you climbing layers like a pro. And let’s not forget about the False Heroes rerun – because who doesn’t love a good villain comeback story?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like your survival guide in this crazy Minecraft world. See you there!

DinnerPartyRage Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9090	Magic Items Found:	2799

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We promise not to force you to eat virtual vegetables, but we can’t guarantee you won’t have a reaction to our virtual food. Our cheesy breadsticks, sliders, and ice cream may seem harmless, but who knows what crazy ingredients we throw in there for a surprise twist!

One player had such a severe allergic reaction to our “Beyond Meat” that they had to be rushed to the virtual ER. Turns out, our beans and peas can trigger virtual peanut reactions – who would have thought? But hey, at least they got a free ride in a virtual ambulance!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with unexpected twists, insane recipes, and virtual medical emergencies, look no further. Just make sure to have your virtual EpiPen ready, because you never know what might happen next!

SibSquad vs. StepCrew: Dad Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of blended families and step-siblings trying to take over your life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more fighting over who gets to go to BBQs or grandparent sleepovers – you can have it all to yourself!

Forget about your dad putting his foot down and telling you who you can and can’t talk to. On our server, you make the rules and decide who your family is – even if it’s just you and your trusty Minecraft pet.

So come join us and let’s build a family that’s truly yours, without all the crazy step-sibling drama. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that’s always there for you? Let’s block out the haters and craft our own happy endings!

RenewableWaste Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u got all these solar panels and windmills makin power for u, but then u got nowhere to put it all? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. we got so much renewable energy goin on dat the grids can’t handle it and all dat power is just goin to waste. it’s like a crazy party where no one invited the power lines, lmao.

join dis server if u wanna see what happens when u got too much green energy and not enough places to put it. it’s like a real-life minecraft glitch, but way funnier. come join us and witness the chaos of renewable energy gone wild. trust me, u won’t wanna miss dis!

MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7251	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!

MintyFreshCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Scent-Savvy Pups Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Emeralds Found:	3601
Dragon Eggs Found:	725	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the dogs are trained to sniff out all the rarest items and treasures for you! forget about searching for hours, our furry friends will do all the work for you. they can even detect the tiniest hint of diamonds from miles away.

one time, a player was lost in a maze of caves and thought they would never find their way out. but then, one of our super sniffing dogs came to the rescue and led them straight to the exit. it was like magic, but better because it was real life.

so if you want to have the most epic adventures and never worry about getting lost or missing out on the best loot, join our server now! plus, our dogs are really cute and will make you smile every time you see them in action. come sniff out the fun with us!

Hermit-Ruins: Where even the creepers ask for directions {1.21}

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hermit-Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Established	2023
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life changes
Server Type	Whitelisted
Community	Kind and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You need to join the discord server and fill out an application.
Is there an age requirement?	Preferably 16 or older for a mature environment.
When does the new season start?	In a couple of weeks, so be sure to join before then.

Click here to join the Hermit-Ruins server on Discord.

TsundereCraft Minecraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, beertuber, breadcrumb-sized braincell, certified retro hag, Chaos, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, Corpo, crystal, cutest singing wolpertinger, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dream Eater, dreamy, dullahan shut-in, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, fighting tiger, Former Tsunderia Members, Giggling, golden-voiced mayor, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, Itsy bitsy spider mom, jidf, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, little sheep sister, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, PCG, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, pkg, PPG, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, pxl, Rainy Town, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, rrat, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, screaming, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Sonyverse, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Summertide Edition, Super Meche, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, tomboyish firestarter, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, tsunX Friends, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, v4m, V4Mirai, vnug, VReverie Extended, VReX, vrt, VT, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	202602	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Meet our former Tsunderia Members, like Inukai Purin – the Mesugaki dog, Hoshino Char – the Gunpla extraordinaire, and Kamiko Kana – the stinky NEET fox, succubus, ghost wolf combo!

But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.

And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!