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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Star Shards Collected:	193
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	993349	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchantments Applied:	81	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8660	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!