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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1698 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.
you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
