LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!
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Baby Boom Server
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BlockBuster Testing Co.
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!
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ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.
So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!