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PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

asylum rights, asylum seekers, border control, eastern europe, european union, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international law, legal implications, migration management, mobs, Poland, PolandCraft, policy enforcement, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, Server, Social Impact, undocumented, undocumented migration

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!