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Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Items Found:	8874	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ores Mined:	4845	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

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Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8881
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchantments Applied:	83

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	5866
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13