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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
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And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.
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