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Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Farms Harvested:	705	Dragon Eggs Found:	4665
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.

So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!

VShojo+ Crafty Crew – Let’s Mine and Shine Together!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	425
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Henya’s ass is so busy building in LC with Zen, Mouse, and Lena that she can’t even see her phone! But don’t worry, if you’re not into VShojo, we’ve got Ari hanging out and building on the VShojocraft server with Haruka and Heavenly. They may not be in a call, but Ari is chatting up a storm in the chat. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy collabs, just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and being excellent to each other.

And if you need a break from all the VShojo madness, we’ve got a whole crew of hilarious streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen. Plus, we’ve got dedicated discussion threads for Kson, Henya, and even ex-members. So come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together!

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	975	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are as epic as summoning a 5-star servant in FGO!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Floating Island of Innocents where water monsters are causing chaos! But don’t worry, we have the legendary Hai Ba Trung ready to help you fight them off.

Looking for some fun and laughs? Our server is collaborating with Fate/Grand Order for a Learning with Manga event! Summon your favorite servants and embark on a hilarious adventure like never before. Plus, our server has all the tools you need to plan your quests, calculate damage, and even track future materials for your summons.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even encounter a servant from Fate/Grand Order while mining for diamonds!

ParanoidCraft: Where even the creepers are watching you! Join us after the solar eclipse for some blocky fun!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Towns Built:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual reality experience ever! Our server is so immersive, you might start questioning your own vision after playing for too long. But don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of our mind-bending gameplay. Who needs normal vision anyway when you can have tunnel vision in Minecraft? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and see the world through a whole new (and slightly distorted) perspective!

Minecraft Pirates: The Search for the One Piece

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2565	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	105
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only law is no griefing? Well, look no further because on our server, Law has gone missing! That’s right, there are no rules, no restrictions, and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare to navigate the wild west of Minecraft where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Build towering castles, unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs Law when you have anarchy? Join us now and see what madness awaits!

Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6948
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	51028	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!