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CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	8549

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Emeralds Found:	9596	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Emeralds Found:	4052
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mines Excavated:	1554	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.