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CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3577	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	7793	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	802
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯