Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and wild stories.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps), then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!
I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!
And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Season | 2nd Season |
| Active Staff Team | Yes |
| Community | Positive & Fun |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join OrbitMC? | Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. |
| How do I get whitelisted on the server? | Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players. |
| Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server? | Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment. |
Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.
And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?
Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!
Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!
So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!
But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?
So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!
