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Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	875544	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	221
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!