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CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

Adelaide Crows, Adelaide Crows vs St Kilda, AFL games, AFL match-ups, AFL results, AFL Round 18, AFL scores, Australian Football League, Brisbane Lions., Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, CraftyFooty, Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Geelong Cats, Geelong vs Collingwood, Gold Coast Suns, Gold Coast Suns vs Port Adelaide, GWS Giants, Hawthorn Hawks, Hawthorn vs Fremantle, Melbourne Demons, Melbourne vs Essendon, Minecraft, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide Power, Richmond Tigers, Richmond vs GWS Giants, Server, St Kilda Saints, Sydney Swans, Sydney vs North Melbourne, West Coast Eagles, West Coast Eagles vs Brisbane Lions, Western Bulldogs, Western Bulldogs vs Carlton

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.

3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Villages Defended:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

atypical family behaviors, distinctive upbringing, idiosyncratic family rituals, Minecraft, normal household practices, peculiar household routines, quirky habits, QuirkyFam, smp, uncommon family norms, unconventional family habits, unique family traditions, unusual customs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.

Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	222	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9400
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crops Grown:	1191	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	318368	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	7461
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	174
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!