Essays MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server

idiot, Long Form Content, video essays, Analysis, internet culture

Are you tired of being called a noob for liking mainstream things? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of the outside world! Our community is filled with players who understand the true value of a diamond sword and won’t judge you for building a dirt house. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will trade you enchanted items for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Join now and become part of the coolest, most misunderstood group of gamers in the universe!

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Hey Minecraft SMP essays

Hollywood career, smp, OG cholo, Latino representation, film roles

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

Antics, essays, Technology, Modernization, critical thinking

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?

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Karen’s Crafty Catastrophe: Where Young Women Are Not Welcome

hang out, Women, Social Interaction, Crafty, rejection

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any of them! Only cool robots like yourself are allowed to join.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of young women try to steal them from you. Not on our server! Here, only robots can mine diamonds and no one can steal them from you.

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of destroying young women in Minecraft. Build a fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tactics or team up with other robots to take them down together.

Don’t let those pesky young women ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and unleash your inner robot warrior!

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SHIPMENT SURVIVAL

Anarchy, minecraft server, Explosives, TOWN, Survival

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Join the discord for the modpack! We do not allow any joins from anyone outside the discord, so the staff team can easily spot and ban server laggers

An experience of pure anarchy and modded chaos, where the only rule is no lagging the server

– Nuclear Warfare

– Missiles

– Explosives

– Nukes

– Guns

– Galacticraft

– Vehicles

– Builder’s Wands

– 40+ Ores

– Mutant Beasts

– NO CLAIMING

– Hardcore

– Pure Anarchy

– Modded Chaos

For the true factions lovers.

shipmentmc.com

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Dragon Shield: Surviving Without Mods, Just Kidding! Come Ride Dragons on 1.20.x to 1.21!

shield, Dragon.., custom ore, dragons, Ride

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dragon Shield
Features	Premium experience without the need for mods, server-sided gameplay, 700+ hours of content, different zones, bosses, custom ore, quests
Community	Active and wholesome

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do I need to install any mods to play on this server?

A: No, everything is server sided and done through plugins and a resourcepack.

Q: How much content is available on the server?

A: There are over 700 hours of content including different zones, bosses, custom ore, and quests.

Q: Is there a wiki available for more information about the server?

A: Yes, you can visit the server’s wiki at https://wiki.drgnshield.com/

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP is drgnshield.com

TrashPiece Minecraft Server

lackluster, Server, Vegapunk, filler chapters, Plot

Are you tired of boring storylines in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous plot twists you’ll ever experience! Forget about sea levels rising, we’ve got flying pigs taking over the land and turning everything into bacon! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who needs Vegapunk when you can have flying bacon? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Pixelated Quests Minecraft Server

Minecraft, discipline, transformation, Gaming, Character development

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where we have turned nofap into a gaming experience like no other. That’s right, every day you resist the urge to masturbate is like gaining XP points in a real-life RPG. Bossfights against urgewaves will test your willpower, and reaching milestones is like leveling up in the game of life.

But be warned, if you have an involuntary emission, it’s game over and you’ll have to start all over again. Are you ready to become the ultimate nofap warrior and conquer your urges like never before? Join us on our server and let the epic journey begin!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

states away, heated argument, Minecraft, self-sufficiency, living arrangements

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your in-laws and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for epic battles and adventures as you navigate through the craziness of family life. Just like in real life, you may encounter screaming matches and heated arguments, but this time you can just block them out with a simple /mute command.

Create your own house in our virtual world and never have to worry about being shushed by your in-laws again. And if things get too intense, just remember – it’s just a game, not real life!

So come join us on our server and let’s escape the chaos together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and survive – all while avoiding the in-laws!

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WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

Chores, mow the lawn, WifeBudgetCleanerCraft, bills, compromise

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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