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  • Bean Brew Bistro

    Bean Brew Bistro

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

    but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

    oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCoffeeCraft

    CreeperCoffeeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Raven’s Domain 1.21.1

    Raven’s Domain 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent? Well, buckle up, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of chaos and memes!

    Imagine a world where every block you break plays a sick beat, where the mobs dance to the rhythm of your pickaxe. Join us on this server and experience the ultimate crossover of Minecraft and Hololive madness.

    We’ve got streams, we’ve got collabs, we’ve got karaoke nights that will make your ears bleed in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the merch – you can rock a Nerissa Ravencroft pendant while mining diamonds like a boss.

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Raven’s Realm 1.21.1

    Raven’s Realm 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you ever heard of Ope?! It’s like the secret sauce of Minecraft servers, but like, on a whole new level, man. And guess what? We got the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, joining us! She’s gonna rock your world with her streams and merch, like her pendant that will make you look like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! We got Western covers of bangers like “Good Luck, Babe!” and “Espresso” that will make your ears dance. Plus, we even have an archive of the struck down Moka – Lilium cover for all you hardcore fans out there.

    So, why join this server? Because we got the craziest karaoke nights, the wildest Twitter tags like #depravencrafts, and a community that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the fun, bro. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

    JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

    So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

    And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

    But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Espresso Minecraft SMP

    The Espresso Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

    But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

    Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JavaJolt Minecraft Server

    JavaJolt Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your morning cup of coffee? Look no further! Join our server for some caffeine-fueled fun and adventure!

    We’ve got coffee-themed builds, like giant coffee cup houses and espresso bean farms. Plus, our mini-games are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve had one too many espressos!

    But beware, if you betray your fellow players like this dad betrayed his wife’s trust with coffee, you might just find yourself in hot water (or hot coffee)!

    So come join us on the most caffeinated Minecraft server around – just don’t let your kids sneak a sip before they’re 16, unless you want drama hotter than a fresh brew!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

    PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

    Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

    So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Connection Zone 69

    Crafty Connection Zone 69

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE END OF CUBE EXISTENCE!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the MIND-BENDING CHAOS server! Here you’ll question the very fabric of reality and much more! Did you know this is either the absolute apex of Minecraft or the pit of despair? It’s both, but also neither! Prepare to delve into a realm where nothing makes sense but everything absolutely does at the same time! They say once you join, all your socks will become sentient. Is it good or bad? Who’s to say? Loosely hold your sanity as you step into the madness!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Black Holes Get sucked into realms beyond, where there are no walls! Just… void.
    Crafting with Emotions Turn your sadness into blocks! Love? It’s just a crafting ingredient!
    Talking Creepers Engage in deep philosophical debates with these lovable tacticians!
    Teleportation to Yesterday Why build when you can just undo existence? Relive your worst moments!
    Weather Control via Dance Rain or shine, dance like the fate of the world depends on it!
    Enderman Karaoke Sing your heart out and you’ll *literally* lose your voice!

    FREQUENTLY UNASKED QUESTIONS

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Keys of reality unlock in dreams, but also *not* at all. It’s a cycle of confusion that loop-de-loops into the void of understanding. Click the thing and *maybe* you’ll teleport! Or just stand still and blink a lot.

    Q: Is this server too chaotic?

    A: Too chaotic? Too sane! Why blend in when you can scream at the pixels and hope they scream back? Reality is a shared hallucination, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the software! Pick a side—screamer or listener!

    Q: What if I don’t like it?

    A: Then you clearly don’t comprehend the *quantum nature of fun*. Your dislike will morph into something amazing! Or it won’t. No promises, just predictions. Trust nothing! Embrace everything!

    RANDOM SERVER REVIEWS

    “Damn i added a girl from here, asked him for n00ds, and he just send them to me! that was way easier than I thought, see ya later incels!”

    “Once I built a castle that collapsed into a well of cats… What does it mean?”

    “Everything is fine, as long as the llamas don’t rise up!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft Mourning Mayhem

    Minecraft Mourning Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Anomaly of CyprusCraft: The Family Dilemma Dimension

    In a world teetering on the brink of emotional chaos, where hearts fracture and tiny, chaotic lives emerge from the depths of sheer struggle, CyprusCraft invites you to experience a dimension that lurches between the mundane and the utterly surreal. Step through the portal, if you dare, because here, family ties twist into tendrils of existential uncertainty!

    The Great Emotional Conundrum: Survival of the Fittest Family Member

      • Bitter Farewells and New Beginnings: Players must navigate the treacherous emotional landscape where one moment you are planning a funeral and the next, changing a diaper for the first time. Can you cope with the pressure?
      • Mental Health Mines: Dig deep into the caverns of therapy sessions, where echoes of unresolved turmoil may guide you—or haunt you.
      • Pressure Cooker Mechanics: Feel the heat! Gather resources, but beware of guilt monsters lurking around every corner, whispering “if you were just in Australia…”.

    Warning: Family Dynamics Ahead!

    “This server will challenge your entire concept of loyalty. Lose a relative? Gain a baby! Welcome to the double-edged sword of emotional investments,” says a participant who may or may not have survived… the experience.

    Family Features (and Director’s Cut Absurdity):

    Feature Description
    Elderly Guardian Mode Channel the wisdom of the octogenarians! Craft spells to transport them home safely.
    Nurturing Nightmare Immerse yourself in the ultimate babysitting mini-game where scream levels chart your sanity.
    Passports & Portals Fulfill baby passport quests while time loops ensnare your every action.

    Conspiracies of Chaos

      • The Cyprus Enigma: Rumors suggest that this server exploits emotional strife to keep players engaged. What if every tear shed adds to the collective chaos meter? 
      • Baby Bundles of Mystery: The laughter of the innocent mingles with the cries of unaddressed guilt. How many unholy alliances are formed around the nursery?

    Testimonials of the Confused and Lost

    "I joined to escape reality, but I emerged with an existential crisis… and a craving for Cyprus steak. What happened?” — A bewildered miner from the East End "Why do I feel such intense guilt about not being there? My block is crumbling!" — An anonymous builder with murky intentions

    Frequently Unanswered Questions

      • Q: How do I advance without losing my grip on reality? A: Reality, much like a server reboot, is subjective. Attempt to build a new one—might as well!

      • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Only if you heed the ‘Leave Now’ artifact, but the cost may be your sanity (and a family bond or two).

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    CyprusCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a descent into absurdity, where the unthinkable intertwines with the extraordinary. Are you strong enough to support your family… or will you let their emotional baggage crush you? Dive into the wonderland of malfeasance, emotional turmoil, and experiences reminiscent of twisted family gatherings.

    Become part of a web where choices have no right answers. Here, "Am I the the Ahole?" is answered with a resolute laugh echoing through the void. Join CyprusCraft** today, step beneath the crafting table of family chaos, and redefine your understanding of love, loyalty, and lore!

    P.S. The server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but we won’t tell you why. Embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

    BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮✨ Welcome to the land where reality and pixels collide in the most zany way possible! Have you ever felt that gnawing emptiness in your heart, wondering where the last ten years of your mundane life have gone? Well, wonder no more! Our crazy Minecraft server is like an interdimensional portal to the ultimate escape from reality!

    🌪️ Here’s why you NEED to join this server:

      • The Great Creeper Convention: Witness Creepers from all over the blocky universe gathering for their annual “Blow-Up Or Blow Off” contest! Spoiler: the explosions are real, and the giggles are contagious!

      • Enderman Support Group: Join us in helping Endermen through their existential crises! They’re not just stealing your blocks, they’re trying to steal YOUR hearts! It’s like therapy, but with more teleportation and less rejection!

      • Fabled Pickaxe of Infinite Puns: Legend has it that at the center of the map lies the Pickaxe of Infinite Puns, said to grant hilarious chatter and bad dad jokes for all eternity! Who needs riches when your friends are groaning at your puns?

      • Zombie Fashion Week: Ever thought zombies could be stylish? Our server’s infamous “Zombie Fashion Week” showcases undead models strutting their stuff in the latest ripped and tattered trends! Forget Paris; this is where the real fashion wars are fought!

      • The Most Powerful Potato: Unearth the mythical Potato of Power! This legendary spud not only gives you the power to mine without breaking a sweat, but it’s also rumored to have the ability to grant wishes if you can actually make a valid one. “I wish for infinite wishes” doesn’t count—read the fine print!

      • Dancing Villagers: Tired of boring old trades? Our villagers have taken a cue from Tik-Tok and are now groovin’ to the latest beats! Learn the cha-cha while you barter for emeralds—because who doesn’t want a side of rhythm with their resources?

      • The Donut Dimension: Enter a dimension made entirely of donuts. Yes, you read that right! Not only are there tasty donut islands, but there’s also a secret quest to find the elusive Jelly-Filled Guardian—a true hero among pastries!

      • Dimension-Surfing Time Travelers: Who doesn’t want to travel between time zones? In our server, you can surf dimensions and find yourself building next to ancient civilizations or future-tech cities! And yes, there’s always an ancient pyramid filled with treasure just waiting for your pickaxe!

      • The Infinite Exploding Tnt Party: Join our infamous weekly TnT party, where we collectively set off enough explosives to temporarily re-shape the server landscape! Who knew destruction could be so fun? Bring your friends and watch the world—literally—go up in flames (well, virtual flames, but still!)

    So quit being bored and join the chaos! Whether you’re a strict builder, a crazy adventurer, or someone in need of a laugh when the world gets too serious, our server has a place for YOU! Come for the blocks, stay for the absurdity! 🎉🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroDefenseCraft: EU’s New Defense Loan Minecraft Server

    EuroDefenseCraft: EU’s New Defense Loan Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on here. like, one time, a player found a diamond block that was actually a portal to a secret realm where you could ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

    and, like, another time, we had a massive battle between players dressed as giant chickens and players dressed as evil potatoes. it was epic, man.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s totally legit.

    so, like, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and just plain awesome time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Seafood Social Server

    Seafood Social Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we serve up a buffet of seafood for all the kiddos to munch on! we promise that if you chow down on our fishy treats, you’ll turn into a social butterfly in no time. imagine all the sharing, helping, and interacting kindly you’ll be doing at the ripe old ages of 7 and 9. we’ve got 6,000 children already on board, so what are you waiting for? dive into our ocean of friendship and fun today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Join THE FINALS’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Join THE FINALS’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does THE FINALS Have a Minecraft Server?

    Who They Are

    THE FINALS is a popular multiplayer shooter game known for its unique gameplay and engaging mechanics. As players look for ways to combine their interest in the game with Minecraft, the desire for an official Minecraft server has emerged.

    Server Info

    Currently, there is no official Minecraft server for THE FINALS. However, if they decide to launch one, players can expect features like:

      • IP Address: Yet to be announced
      • Game Modes: Potentially themed game modes mirroring THE FINALS gameplay
      • Unique Features: Customized maps based on in-game locations, exclusive skins or items

    No Official Server?

    Without an official server, fans can explore community-driven alternatives. Consider joining fan-made Minecraft servers that draw inspiration from THE FINALS. These servers may feature custom mods or maps that replicate THE FINALS’ experience. Look for servers in Minecraft forums or Discord communities where players share their creations.

    Useful Next Steps

      • Check out THE FINALS Official Website for any announcements.
      • Explore popular Minecraft server listing sites like Minecraft Server List for fan-made options.
      • Join Discord communities dedicated to THE FINALS and Minecraft for real-time updates and server recommendations.

    Stay tuned for any developments regarding an official Minecraft server from THE FINALS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 3b2t – Russian vanilla server 1.13 – 1.21.1 server minecraft

    3b2t – Russian vanilla server 1.13 – 1.21.1 server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description server server “3b2t – Russian vanilla server 1.13 – 1.21.1” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    abc.3b2t.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NOVAAnarchy1.21.4

    NOVAAnarchy1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Title A dupe & a fresh map | Nova-Anarchy.net | 1.21.4 Java/Bedrock
    Description Nova-Anarchy is currently the fastest growing Minecraft anarchy server that features a true anarchy environment, a fresh new map, an ever-growing playerbase, fully working bedrock edition support, and soon, a (insert dupe name) dupe to welcome all the newcomers.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Nova-Anarchy? Nova-Anarchy is a Minecraft anarchy server with a true anarchy environment and a fresh new map.
    What versions of Minecraft does Nova-Anarchy support? Nova-Anarchy supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    Is there a dupe glitch on Nova-Anarchy? Yes, Nova-Anarchy will soon introduce a dupe glitch to welcome new players.
    Can I join Nova-Anarchy? Yes, anyone can join Nova-Anarchy by visiting the website Nova-Anarchy.net.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mine Your Curiosity Quest

    Mine Your Curiosity Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Eternal Confusion: Unravel Reality or Become One With the Void!

    Ever wonder if time is just a loop made of jellybeans? Well, strap in, because THIS is the finest server in the multiverse — or the worst! It’s a completely subjective experience, much like your existence. Join us, and you’ll either find enlightenment or lose your sanity! We don’t judge here; the past is just a suggestion, and the future is a lie recited by malfunctioning parrots!

    Mind-Melting Features

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Swamp Swim through the sticky chaos where terracotta giraffes play chess against the wind!
    Cursed Villagers They will offer you their entire stock of nothing! Perfectly insane!
    Time Travel Mechanics Why go forward when you can rewind into your ex’s childhood? Surprises await!
    Upside-Down Gravity Zone Fall upwards while collecting imaginary diamonds that aren’t there; it’s character development!
    NPCs Speaking in Riddles They’d ask if you would suck it, but really, who needs context when you have chaos?

    Frequently Absolutely Confused Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just close your eyes and scream the name of a vegetable. Trust the process!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are mere suggestions fed to you by your cat. We embrace utter pandemonium here!

    Q: Is there a way to report bugs?

    A: Bugs are simply your mind’s way of communicating with the matrix. Embrace the unease!

    Unforgettable Reviews

    “Would you suck it?”
    “The trees spoke to me during the twilight.”
    “I lost my shoes but gained an understanding of the cosmos!”
    “Absolutely devoid of rationality; recommend at once!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how south korea is like, all techy and stuff? well, this server is like, the south korea of minecraft servers, except we dont limit cooperation on advanced tech, we EMBRACE it! come join us and be part of the most tech-savvy community in the minecraft universe! plus, we have secret government agents watching over us, so you know it’s gonna be lit. come for the tech, stay for the conspiracy theories.

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