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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3525 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)