so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis
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MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

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MapleCraft: Secret Ops
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh! -
CraftyAssassinPlot
hey u, ya u reading this, u want a minecraft server that’ll make u go WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz lemme tell u, it’s crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat! we got so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows, u won’t believe ur eyes! and get this, we got a secret underground base where u can fight off evil zombies with nothing but a carrot! it’s like a spy movie but with blocky graphics, u gotta see it to believe it! so what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! -
DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can do WHATEVER u want, no rules, no morals, just chaos and fun, just like russia’s foreign intelligence agency but in minecraft form. join us and be a part of the most epic disinformation campaign in the west, spread fake news, cause chaos, and just be a total troll. who needs ethics when u can have this much fun? join now and let’s take over the minecraft world with our crazy schemes and wild adventures. no rules, no limits, just pure mayhem. come join us, comrade, and let’s show the world how to really play minecraft. -
CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers
so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever! -
DroneCraft Server: Wind Turbine Warfare
so, like, this server is like those china-made military drones disguised as wind turbines in libya, but in minecraft form. imagine flying around in a wind turbine, spying on other players and causing chaos. it’s like being a secret agent, but in a blocky world. join us if you want to be a sneaky spy drone in minecraft, it’s gonna be epic. plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. come join the madness, you won’t regret it.


