imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.
plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.
so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?
join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.
But don’t worry, we also have players who love being degraded, so you’ll fit right in! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your unique interests and can join you in your questionable adventures.
Just remember, in our world, anything goes – from building giant phallic structures to starting a cult worshipping the almighty block. So come on in and see if tonight is the night you lose respect for your fellow players and mentally downgrade them from “friend” to “pet”. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?
Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?
Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical |
|---|---|
| Features | Create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events |
| Plugins | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs |
To join, please fill out an application after reading the server rules. You can find the application link on the server’s Discord channel.
We aim to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server.
With the upcoming reset and remodel, there will be a brand-new seed, rule changes, and greater roleplay opportunities for new players.
Some of the plugins you can expect on the server are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.
You can join the server’s Discord channel by following this link.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a magical land where pigs could fly, diamonds rained from the sky, and creepers danced to the beat of dubstep. It was a place where anything was possible, even finding true love with a blocky pixel character.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Imagine battling a fierce dragon one moment, and then laughing your pants off the next. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come on, join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed.
