ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4981

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

CraftyLiesMC

cognitive distortion., CraftyLiesMC, denial, introspection, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-realization

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	421144	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

air violation, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime conflict, maritime security, military aggression, military presence, Minecraft, naval incursion, protest, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, territorial waters, Waters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, Espionage, extradition, extradition treaty, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, madness, Maduro, Mercenaries, Mercenary, Military, political gifts, power dynamics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	5466	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

HeartAttackRisk30, Lootcraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8094
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

Active, Adults, armor stand, blocks, building projects, Challenges, Community, content creators, Demand, Events, games, gemstone, Lag-free, lilypad, ONLINE, Regions, Shops, smp, Sponsorship, Square, stocked, voice chat, Work/school commitments

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
Sponsorship	Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
Mods	Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
Community	Global community with active mods

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

Abilities, action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, coolest guys, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, Fighting, friendship, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, Powers, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, strength, Supernatural, teamwork

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	8031	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!

AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

Advanced, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Atri, AtriCraft, Automation, banter, blocky, futuristic, high performance, innovation, machine learning, Panties, pantyshot, ROBOT, robotics, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics innovation, robotics research, robotics technology, Server, smp, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

NoChords, Just Chaos – The Disoriented Minecraft Adventure!

adjustments, Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Chaos, Cheating, clarifications, disoriented, Doxxing, exploiting, Fun, Harassment, Hope, Minecraft, Nether, NoChords, Players, rules, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay for improved balance. Some of the adjustments include the disabling of coordinates and elytra, as well as tweaking in-game mechanics for a unique gameplay experience.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional rules and clarifications can be found at the server spawn. We strive to maintain a fun and safe environment for all players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use coordinates on the server?

A: No, coordinates are disabled on the server for a more challenging gameplay experience.

Q: Are elytra available for use?

A: Elytra are disabled on the server to balance gameplay.

Q: What happens if I break end crystals or explode beds?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage on the server.

Q: Can I spawn phantoms in the game?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on the server.

Q: Is nether roof void damage enabled?

A: Yes, nether roof void damage is enabled for added challenge.

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, conflicting feelings, coping mechanisms, dealing with disappointment, emotional turmoil, EpicFailCraft, family drama, feeling lost, late night thoughts, Minecraft, mixed emotions, older sister, overwhelmed, seeking advice, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepless night, Struggling, support system, unexpected turn of events, whiskey, Wins go wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles, like trying to decipher your sister’s cryptic social media posts after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected family drama (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen!). So grab a pickaxe, pour yourself another drink, and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that castle you’ve been dreaming of. Trust us, you won’t regret it.