Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Buildings Constructed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	2934	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	276
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4367
Ores Mined:	2032	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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