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PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1851

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973
Animals Bred:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4811	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	135
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ores Mined:	1954
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	1614	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	80	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	54
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	272	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	3200
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

The owner of the server “————gt ROCity” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

188.127.241.249:25942

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Armed Forces of Ukraine, CraftyUkrainians, equipment explorer, FPV drone strike, Gur, intel, KA-52, Kursk region, Maps, Mi-28 helicopter, Minecraft, russian federation, russian mod, Russian Security Council, Server, Sudzha, Telegram, Tendra Spit, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, visually confirmed losses, White House

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6099	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to lead an insurrection in the Russian Federation from the comfort of your own blocky world.

We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!