But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!
Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!
Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, our scientists are hard at work trying to make it happen! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a flying, exploding pig one day.
But wait, there’s more! Our researchers are also working on creating a potion that turns players into real-life diamond miners. Imagine digging up diamonds like it’s nobody’s business and becoming the richest player on the server.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most out-of-this-world research projects in Minecraft history. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!
come join us for a wild ride of layoffs and wartime losses. who needs diamonds when you got that kind of excitement, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the managers who got the boot. it’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more tears and pink slips.
so come on down to our server, where the drama never stops and the fun never ends. who needs peaceful building when you can have corporate chaos instead? join now and experience the thrill of gazprom layoffs firsthand. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out.
plus, our server is haunted by ghost ninjas who can phase through walls and scare the crap outta u. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair where u can train with the ninja masters and learn their ancient techniques. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.
so come join us and experience the ninja madness for yourself. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no going back. ninjas for life, bro.
CUSTOM ENCHANTS: Tailor your gear with unique enchantments that provide strategic advantages. CRATES & REWARDS: Discover exciting loot through our crates system and earn rewards for your achievements. LEADERBOARDS: Compete with other players and climb the ranks to showcase your skills. +20 CUSTOM MENUS: Navigate through our intuitive menus designed for easy access to all server features. CUSTOM ITEMS & RECIPES: Craft unique items and discover new recipes that add depth to your gameplay. EMOJIS & EMOTES: Express yourself in-game with a variety of emojis and emotes. CUSTOM MOBS & BIOMES: Encounter specially designed mobs and explore custom biomes that enrich the game world. DEATH MESSAGES & GRAVES: Keep track of your adventures with personalized death messages and grave markers. TOOL SKINS & COSMETICS: Customize your tools and appearance with various skins and cosmetic options. +70 QUESTS: Engage in over 70 quests that challenge you and reward you with valuable items. PROFILE, SETTINGS, & TAGS: Personalize your gaming experience with customizable profiles, settings, and tags. VOTE SYSTEM & JOBS: Participate in our voting system to earn rewards while choosing jobs that suit your playstyle. DUNGEON ADVENTURES & SKILLS: Test your mettle in dungeons while leveling up skills that enhance gameplay mechanics. PETS, TRADE SYSTEM, & AUCTION HOUSE: Collect pets, trade items with other players, or auction off rare finds in our marketplace.
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| – Towny OR Survival: | You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on! |
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| – Self-serve protection and anti-grief: | You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, Keep calm, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything! |
| – Custom mobs and bosses: | Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards. |
| – Keep items on death: | You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death. |
| – Good Economy with player shops: | Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store! |
| – Immersive Skill system: | Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65. |
| – Friendly community: | We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it! |
A: The Minecraft server IP is pgmc.world. Alternatively, you can use the IP address 135.148.52.156.
A: Yes, you can access the LiveMap at http://135.148.52.156:21083/.
A: Player and server stats can be viewed at http://135.148.52.156:21133/.
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn.
You gotta join because the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring them a sandwich first. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of ninja pirates who will challenge you to epic battles and then invite you to a tea party afterwards.
Plus, the whole server is made out of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So not only can you build epic castles and fortresses, but you can also snack on some delicious cheddar while you do it. It’s like a dream come true for lactose intolerant gamers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun, flip yourself into this crazy world, and keep yourself safe from the creepers and the trolls. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced into playing soccer or any other sport you hate. Instead, you can immerse yourself in a world where reading books is celebrated and being a bookworm is the coolest thing ever.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t hide behind books forever – on our server, you can build a fortress out of books if you want! And if anyone tries to bully you, just build a giant book monster to scare them away.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can be yourself and escape the drama of real life. Who needs soccer when you can build your own book-themed kingdom? Let’s block and roll, bookworms!
Our server is perfect for those who enjoy setting boundaries and standing up for themselves, just like your brother did when he told your mom not to mess with his things. We encourage players to prioritize their peace of mind, even if it means giving up on those who have taken care of them all their lives.
With intense arguments, dramatic stand-offs, and silent treatments that last for days, our server offers a unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the messy relationships and complex emotions of our Minecraft world. It’s a virtual drama-filled adventure waiting for you!