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YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ores Mined:	5171
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

action, Adventure, Anime, Based, BUILD, Character development, determination, fan favorite, friendship, iconic, japanese, Manga, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, Popular, power, Protagonist, protagonist growth, Rivalry, series, shonen jump, strength

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	3941
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Blocky Boobies

additional photos, Assistance, big tits, blocky, boobies, Busty, Community, finding, forum, girl, Help, Images, internet, more, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Request, SEARCHING, seeking, sharing, social media

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

#revelation, Adventure, bewildering, confusion, Crafty, Curious, discovery, doubt, Enigma, Exploration, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, question.., Server, Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, what happens here

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2676	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Pixel Peen Palace

back, cosplay costume, cosplays, costumes, Discord, Do, EASY, FAV, Halloween, kik, Message, Nudifying, Palace, Peen, Personal, pic, PIXEL, Private, private message, Telegram, Theme, Today, well, Wings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!