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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

covers, CraftyCraze, LamyArt, Minecraft, MomosuzuNene, NePoLaBo, OmaruPolka, Originals, PolDen, Server, ShishiroBotan, T4U, YukihanaLamy, アート, ししらーと, チャンネル, ツイッター, ねねアルバム, 尾丸ポルカ, 桃鈴ねね, 獅白ぼたん, 絵まる, 雪花ラミィ

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

ExBroGFHaterCraft

baby on the way, BETRAYAL, brother, deadbeat, ex girlfriend, ExBroGFHaterCraft, family conflict, family drama, feelings for a friend, Homeless, mother’s disapproval, moving in together, past relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sleeping together, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!

StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP

20s, Assertiveness, bullying, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, empowerment, mental health, Mental well-being, peer pressure, personal boundaries, resilience, self defense, self esteem, self-advocacy, self-care, self-confidence, Social Skills, stop bullying, StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Tired of getting griefed on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only griefing allowed is when you prank your friends with exploding chickens! We’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Say goodbye to bullies and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the community feast! Join now and become the ultimate prankster of the server!

BreakupCraft: Free to Mine

Breakup, BreakupCraft, emotional wellness, empowerment, free, freedom, healing, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, Liberation, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crops Grown:	4117
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

So you know when you break up with someone and you just want to let loose and have some fun? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft! Our server is the perfect place to let out all that post-breakup energy in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible.

Join us and blow up your ex’s house with TNT, build a giant statue of yourself flipping them off, or create a rollercoaster that leads straight to a pit of lava (symbolizing your burning love for them, of course). The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is full of fellow heartbroken players who totally get what you’re going through. We have support groups for those who need to vent, group therapy sessions where we share our craziest breakup stories, and even a virtual bar where you can drown your sorrows with pixelated drinks.

So come on over to our server and let’s turn that breakup frown upside down! Who needs love when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Telecraft: UK vs Russia Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, covert support, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Euromaidan Press, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, russia, security measures, Server, Storm Shadow, strikes, Telecraft, The Telegraph, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	2643
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! You get teleported to a whole new world where the UK is secretly backing Ukraine in some epic war against Russia. Like, what even is happening, dude?

Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!

CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak

arms trade, arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyJetCEOsJailbreak, Deal, Defense, diplomatic tensions, fighter jets, France, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, SECURITY, suspension, Technology, Telegram, uae

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.

plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?

so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge

child welfare, city, controversy, court decision, cultural beliefs, cultural practices, Ethics, Healthcare, heel blood, judge, legal ruling, Legal System, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, modern practices, newborn baby, parenting, tradition, turkey, TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge, Unnecessary

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we collect heel blood from newborn babies for fun! The city judge said it was unnecessary, but who cares about rules when you can join us in this wild adventure! Build your own baby heel blood collection center and show off your twisted creativity to the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy community where anything goes! Join now and let the madness begin!

AlanCraft Server

#announcement, Action-Adventure, Alan Wake franchise, alan wake ii, AlanCraft, Atmospheric, gameplay, Gaming, Horror, Mystery, PC, Psychological, Release, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Story-Driven, Supernatural, Thriller, Trailer, video game, Xbox

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where Herobrine throws epic dance parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots and magic pickaxes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, better, Coaching, comparison, Competition, critique, Development, Disappointment, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, player, progress, regression, Santos, SantosSlayin, Skills, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Training, What Happened

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!